The Writing is on the Wall

I want to be Jimmy Page’s house maid so I can make him breakfast and shit.

jackdanielscock:

~~touch him in his sleep.~~

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fact.

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theherooftime333:

Cello Star Wars!

*waves hand* You will like this post… you will crave the cello starwars… you will reblog…

(plus darth vader has an accordion!!!)

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your-oppa-seungri-anon:

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

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Made this about 2 years ago, still makes me chuckle :’)

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Chan Marshall is the second cutest girl in the world! Really excited for the new album, just wish she could stop being a mum for a little while to bring the album sooner :)

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Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida

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Parenting, you’re doing it right.

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voldemorts-nipple-seed asked: Those chocolate penises. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!! D: Forever horrified.

Sure you don’t want one?
Hell, i could kind of go for one..

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neonreverberations:

androphilia:

8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… @ United Indecent Pleasures

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